That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
