they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
