she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
jump out the window naked night went bad
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