TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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