no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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