i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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