we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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