You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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