Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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