Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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