The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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