Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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