I heard we made out
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
She tied me up with her honor cords...
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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