OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
