So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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