Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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