We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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