? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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