ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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