so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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