Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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