I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
my sisters under your porch take her home
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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