dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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