so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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