If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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