check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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