i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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