you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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