watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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