are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
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