I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
And the cops told us we were all naked.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Randomize
