TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
it's great music for shaving your balls
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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