it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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