were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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