i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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