yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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