get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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