Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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