dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I could fuck to npr.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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