Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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