Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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