My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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