I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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