first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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