part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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