Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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