i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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