hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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