I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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