I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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