I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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