I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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