wanna go halves on a baby?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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